Tagged: Love


Shitting On Her Heart

I have a surprisingly clear memory of exchanging Valentine’s Day cards in elementary school. One raven-haired, Crayon-chomping vixen struck me as particularly alluring, so I took great care in scribbling “Will you be my...


Dear Jonny, Love At First Sight?

Dear Jonny, What do you think of the expression “Love at first sight”? – Jessica   Dear Jessica, I think it’s pretty much bullshit. I may have mentioned this before somewhere on my website,...