Tagged: Psychoanalysis

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By The Numbers

The average adult human brain weighs three pounds, contains 150 billion neurons, has certain neural impulses that can travel as fast as 250 miles per hour, and generates sufficient wattage – between 10 and...

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Crazy Bitch: Entry Six

An insane ex-girlfriend. A journal found. Published here and dissected by Jon for your enjoyment. Welcome back, friends, to “Diary Of A Crazy Bitch.” November 12 – “I finally had dinner with my family...

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Sick Burn

I recently received the following message: August 11, 2012 at 8:22 pm Mandy says: “Let me explain something to you, you godawful human being. My boyfriend seems to think that you’re some sort of...

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Dear Jonny, Eternal Questions…

Dear Jonny, Answer some (more) questions… – Readers   Dear Readers, “While I don’t think being an asshole all the time is very nice, why the hell is it so much damn fun sometimes?”...

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A Dark (K)Night

One moment you’re sitting comfortably beside your twenty-something son in a large, crowded movie theater, popcorn and soda in hand, while the two of you peer wondrously at the silver screen as it showcases...

You’re An Atheist?!: “Give Me A Fucking Break!!” 8

You’re An Atheist?!: “Give Me A Fucking Break!!”

[youtube width=”625″ height=”544″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8Aq00yJSxo[/youtube] First off, the woman in this clip is a monumentally sick, manipulative, shamelessly evil cunt of the first order; one who deserves to be ever-so-slowly drowned in a barrel of rancid...

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The Curious Friendship Of Otto And Clyde: Session 2‏

Otto: It’s great to be here again, Dr. Clyde. I’ve really, REALLY been looking forward to this meeting. You well? Clyde: I’m marvelous. Simply marvelous. But my god, man, what on earth has happened...

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Crazy Bitch: Entry Five

An insane ex-girlfriend. A journal found. Published here and dissected by Jon for your enjoyment. Welcome back, friends, to “Diary Of A Crazy Bitch.” October 18 – “Last night at work I was in...

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The Curious Friendship Of Otto And Clyde

Otto: It’s nice to see you again, Dr. Clyde. How have you been, sir? Clyde: Splendid, splendid. I must say, you’re looking well. Now, if you will kindly take a seat on the couch,...

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Crazy Bitch: Entry Four

An insane ex-girlfriend. A journal found. Published here and dissected by Jon for your enjoyment. Welcome back, friends, to “Diary Of A Crazy Bitch.” October 9 – “Still drunk this morning. Last night at...

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Scum Whore Of London

While snagging some coffee this morning, I bumped into a rather attractive dunce of an ex-girlfriend who informed me that she is now a licensed hypnotherapist specializing in “past life regressions.” This is a...

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Not A Romantic Comedy

Earlier this afternoon I was standing behind an extremely attractive, poshly dressed twenty-something woman who, while sobbing intermittently, purchased sixteen romantic comedies (She made sure to announce the genre of her movies in a...

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Dear Jonny, Facebook Face Shots?

Dear Jonny, You know those “girls” that take a picture of *just* their face (every fucking day) and post it to facebook like anyone gives a shit? What’s the best way to punish these...

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Dear Jonny, Impervious To Psychoanalysis?

Dear Jonny, The guy I just started dating tells me he is impervious to psychoanalysis. I’m a psychology major so I find that very hard to believe, even though he seems to be kind...