Tagged: Vampire

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Twilight Isn’t Bright: 10 Reasons Why Edward Sucks

Because my girlfriend could double for a Keebler elf, her cuteness sometimes gets to me; and, in weaker moments, I somehow find myself giving in to her estrogen-soaked needs. So, yes, I’ve seen the...

Of Shakespeare And The Vampire Hitman 7

Of Shakespeare And The Vampire Hitman

I revel in darkness and slumber through light.  That’s how it’s told, anyway.  It’s the story I daydream.  For a moment I forget who and what and where I am.  But there’s no escaping...